here are my top songs of this year, two thousand and fourteen. if you want to fight me over the rankings then please show up at my apartment, 3030 N Fratney St. Unit 2 Milwaukee, WI 53212.
This is just the icing on the cake. Sometimes you have to save the good content for the best albums of 2014 list that i may or may not have started. Expect to see my other rankings (albums, worst songs, dead bands, etc) sometime before 2016
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| thinking about getting 115 of these HKarnutz awards made up that the winners can hang from their vans |
I'm gonna be honest, i won't give you the reason why the songs are ranked the way they are. the math is too complicated
i hid several krill disses in this list like they were the guy from Too Many Cooks
You know how hard it is to embed over 100 songs from bandcamp? and i bet they still won't feature me on their Fan Spotlight
There is no room for an honorable mention section
115.
this isn't really my last ranked song on the list. i just forgot to add it and i'm not going back to properly reorder
114.
no easy way to say this but this is my last ranked song actually
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swashly bar tune
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one of the guys in Waterbodies looks like a goth version of Mike from LVL UP
99.
remember when this was better than Frankie Cosmos in Chicago and punches were thrown? I don't because i was too busy stealing beer from the stupid frat bros. but i'm sure it was better
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90.
these 2 will share the 90 spot because guess what i screwed up again.
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the shut up and fish genre is about to take over the country. just wait
87.
like graph with aliens
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Greater Than - $harpless
old sharpless was better and you can't even embed this song. c'mon chad
84.
dan goldin gave me $20 to put them on the list
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space mountain has gotten better since that "stranger" *disappeared*
81.
Psychotronic Techniques - Small Teeth
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69T*
Too Many Cooks
i got out of bed at 3 pm today
69T*
congrats carrot you made the list
69T*
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i jacked off 3 times today and 2 of those times i was listening to this song. merry christmas everyone
61.
Gemini - Ought: Sharpless didn't even have the best song called Gemini of 2014. sorry chad
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59.
hey look a song with a long ass name that isn't whiny emo bullshit
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giving double double whammy some cred but they'll still screw up your order
49.
who knew music came out of arkansas
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Body Parts - Big Ups : great opening slicer that leads to eventual disappointment
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I prefer this version to the one that's performed in footie pajamas
44.
missed out seeing this played live because Fax Holiday man himself gave me the wrong address. and i went to taco bell
43.
Anchor 3 is a way better name than Swings.
42.
in all honesty if krill didn't release this song they wouldn't have made the list
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You can smell this band even on Peaks Island. I went to Maine this year.
35.
this may be their most post-dickwavey song yet.
34.
had to make 3 add-ons to last year's list because i forgot to include Euphoria Again. not this time slick
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LVL UP plummets 30 spots this year
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29.
i regret nothing
29.
they barely exist online which means they won't see they made the list unless i end up at that dudes house again drunk with ovlov.
28.
could have gone out on top if you would've quit for real.
27.
i saw someone use my "washer? i hardly know her!" line somewhere online recently and i'm thinking about suing
26.
it's been a rough year for the police
25.
ignore jim mora.
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i like the robot fart thing at 2:11 before it drifts into oblivion
22.
it's fun to imagine Frankie Cosmos getting splashed with rain lol
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Faux Affection - Routine Involvements
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my number one jam at the gun factory
17.
Bus Lines - Trail of Dead - there's literally nothing to link besides the full album. you'll just have to use google or whatever
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Slim has this band rollin' and Andy can never take a good press photo
13.
it's the only SF song that doesn't make me tear up.
12.
back in july '13 i may have told speedy it would be "cool" to re-release Doomsday someday..
11.
boisterous
10.
tour favorite of mine that didn't give me the urge to piss
9.
Tulsa may be a crime riddled city but The Spirit of the Beehive make it sound like a swell place to live. for a little bit
8.
the album cover was a huge turnoff for me
7.
once you get past the 20 seconds of bullshit at the beginning you'll find father john's masterpiece
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the sludging continues
4.
fuzzy weirdos
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it's probably my 13th favorite pile song.
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if only more popular milwaukee bands would play their final show with DIE so i could see this live again (looking at you Fatty Acids). and now i never spell "ecstasy" wrong. thanks!
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sometimes a Serbian band calls you out for deleting a tweet about their song and then it becomes your favorite song of the year.
