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Friday, February 27, 2015

Best of 2014: Grand Finale

oh hey it's march, who cares. i just completed my first week at the sausage factory so i decided to finish my best albums of 2014 and other shit even though we are now 3 months into 2015. i also don't care anymore so here's some kind of ranking

i don't care anymore.

whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever i guess it's finished

Honorable Mention (EPs/Albums/what have you) 
Wilderness Explorer - Space Mountain
The Other Side - Slow Animal
Night Hymns - Beach Creep
Kalopsia - Crows An Wra
Almost Died Makes You Think - Getting Married
Yet - Victory Shoes
Sometimes Bad Happens - adult mom
Kites At Night - Imaginary Pants
Cavity Castle - Leggy
Ugly Kid - GHOSTS
Stark City - Princess Reason
Loomer EP - Loomer
Locas Demonstration - LOCAS
I Google Myself/I'm A Man - Dogs In Ecstasy
Real Hair - Speedy Ortiz
Knit Into Place - Fun Home
Old Kids / Void - Young Adults
STRANGE DEMANDS - Loser Vision

i'm severely depressed

Splits:
5.
 this split features what is probably washer's best song in "Rot" and things can only go downhill for the duo from here
i haven't listened to the big ups half
4.

i don't have to say anything
3.bad history month

2.pope/nouns

1. this takes the top spot even though i've completely ignored the nod side except the time i listened to it during my brief kidnapping by the drummer from geronimo!.


EPees
10.
Sweet death almost completely killed krill's chances of making this list. the puns inspired by Steve Hears Pile in Malden blah blah were repulsive within a week of its release. my dog died on the day Fresh Pond premiered and ruined any chance of me enjoying that song. i'll say it again, sweet death is awful. Turd is ok. Unbounded Nameless Future is a little bit better. maybe their new album will bring back the good memories of past Krill but that's what they tricked me into believing last year. i also did not puke in their car so get your facts straight.
9.


just look the rest up on google

8.
Dungeon Kids
7.
Jurassic Shark
6.
Piles
5.
Kal Marks
4.
Washer
3.
Euphoria Again
2.
Counter Culture
1.
Little Star


Sharpless whatever the hell it's called
what's the point of ranking music anyways
warehouse
bluffing i can't embed it so whatever

    Bug Out



the over hype 2 inch deserved for bad brother happened here whatever

happy diving? sure ok great

 is grass is green done? probably. but at least we'll always have tricky tim er um scattering ram
 mom turd rock shit. how about your sister sends me a friend request on facebook first issac. cool
Some people speculate this album is about Peter Pan but it's obviously about delicious Wendys and how miserable you can feel after eating there. especially after a triple baconator and fries. It's about the fear of not being able to make it to the bathroom on time before it starts pouring out of you. Or in the case of Lost at Highway when you are driving late at night trying to find your favorite Wendys after you just saw Pile. Until I Open My Wings is my favorite song about gargoyles.

advertising no the band. no one will sponser this ok the album is called pull so look it up asshole

full of bullshit

Overrated track: Annie's a Witch

The best part about this album: it's only 17 minutes long. BUTt those 17 minutes will linger in your head until the day you die

5. Mac DeMarco - Salad Days
read about the bucktoothed weirdo on some other website


 Why would you ever start your album off with a 12 minute song. why.

i am so sore from wworking at the sausage factory. i was supposed to get done at 1 today but i didn't get out until 10 after 4 and i didn't even eat lunch.


you'd rqank the album this high if you spent some time in a hut tub with them too

so this is number one i guess. who cares. while it's probably scott's greasy hands fault that caused me to drop my 40 after i generously offered to share it, this is my most played album of 2014 so by de facto i spose it's number 1. congrats i suck