however the first feature i'm about to bring ya actually has decent vids. i am one of their 19 subscribers but they could be even better with my help. they never take my help even though i'm always super nice and chill. unless you count stage hand help. i'm very good at that and a lot stronger than all of them.
the song: Big Worm - satudrady night duerts
it's only two minutes and six seconds long so it should be easy and cheap.
ok it's a much better song performed live but that's not the point here
me and snd go way back. officially to late may 2013 when i blacked out outside their house in my car before i soiled steve's bed while he was at work. crazy guy didn't even sleep that night.
Premise:
ok so it starts out entering a house and coming to a shot of the "art" or egg above the tv in the snd mansion. if you don't know what i'm talking about ask grass is green or ovlov or krill or ava luna or the fatty acids or sat nite duets. it starts convulsing before the camera pans down to the tv where in a black white screen on the ed sullivan show, the band is introduced by mr. sullivan in forrest gump style special effects. he says "here they are, sat nite duerts.. give them a big worm"
next shot: steven (the gay wizard) has the gang all around. we need to get joe back probably. and steve mouths about having a party.
joe mouths "it's not that big of a worm" as he's looking at the guy with the beard that plays bass except on that one new song is playing with his dangus (for you steve brule fans) [big worm being slang for penis for non steve brule fans, who cares]
steeve mouths "then she took off her shirt". so this shot there's a red headed chick (NOT GINGER) who starts taking her shirt off only to reveal that her nipples are really long worms just waving in the air like those inflatable tube guys at car dealerships.(around the :31.5 mark)
shot pans to mormon steve with an ol smile on his face
the egg begins to break open and out crawls a stinkin worm. the guy who says "this is our big worm guys" whoever he is, opens the door and the worm starts to grow and travel throughout milwaukee. groovin the whole time during the chorus to a shocked city including the rat. the rat baptist (more on him later)
now we're in a church. like a church in the first big momma's house. what. the preacher played by st. andrew, decrees "wat if god is just a big worm" and the rest of the audience, the close up shots of a few individuals repeating it (who cares maybe some of the band, maybe pauly shore if we can get him)
this leads to steven's explicit sexual innuendo about god's dick some shot here; don't know yet. probably him smiling evil in a devil costume or dressed like macho man
andre is back but for this shot is dressed as a UPs driver delivering a package to an old lady whilst looking smug (not hard for him)
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| i am derp |
i hate you so much andy
the chorus takes place in the church where instead of the whole "oh lordy. oh mighty jeezus" they be singing "big worm". arms are flailing, the preacher is testifying. among the churchgoers is cowboy andy, a staple in snd vidz. this has turned slightly racist and very sacrilegious. we probably can fill a whole church offering free pizza (little caesars $5 pizza because i know your cheap ways snd and maybe a keg(?) can you bring a keg into a church)
jk andrew. we pals
after the chorus we go back to the mediocre life andy lives at there house when we realize the big worm is just a joke until....
it ends with the whole crew from snd riding the big worm in the sky waving to the people below (using a green screen and a cartoon worm, much like pete's dragon. i'm sure we can pull it off if you know the guy who put shrek into 3D. hardy har har) while the rat. the rat baptist is sucking down a hotdog only to be shocked by the sight of the big worm. no diss rat
video over. thank you. this was easier to type out than i thought i would be earlier at work at the gun factory where i will soon be fired and/or quit
see you soon andy. see ya real soon
this happened as a result of this post. i learned how to "print screen" as they say this year. it's neat
oh and i guess the satters may be my next interview. or frankie cosmos. or small wonder. or krill if they respond to my emails. whatever glad to be back
haydden stop blogging, you're good
ok but this is important. i was in the process of relocating to my parents basement and i was like "andy you got my shit?" (alluding to my 'lectric manland copy) after i saw kal marks in milwaukee and sleeping at the snd mansion. but now i realize that my copy should be purple instead of crusty black. wth andrew
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