why is sharpless verified on twitter and you are not?
blah blah blah something frankie cosmos
greta said she's mad that you are interviewing me and you won't interview her.
Ironically the frankie cosmos interview was posted months ago (middle of the second page on google results for "frankie cosmos interview)
last fall i was minding my own business shooting hoops while the sun was beginning to set when an old hippie looking dude asked to play and promptly beat me in three straight games of h-o-r-s-e all while telling me his life story. sure i let him cheat a bit and the hoop was in terrible condition. his name was henry. i've been working at a gun factory the past few months, it's name - henry. your name- henry. that's some sandra bullock premonition shit right there. she was in that right. yeah, great reference
i love a good coincidence! i don't get the reference. was she in a movie about coincidences?i don't get it.
makes me feel pretty great, but it's also only january, and there are a lot of pretty crazy albums coming out soon.
you were right!
can you feel
obviously i can feel. come on hayden, don't be a jerk.
what's up with this picture
that's from when small wonder was a loud band. i hate that picture. i don't want to talk about it.
if ghosts were real i'm pretty sure i would've seen one by now
yeah i think about that too. i think maybe there are just certain people who are sensitive to that sort of stuff, and some who aren't. my girlfriend saw a ghost once. i haven't tho.
shit. now i probably will for saying that
just remember that they can't hurt you.
can you believe i can't think of any wendy's jokes because your album is called wendy
really? i've thought of a bunch, i figured you would have some. i was expecting this to be a whole interview about fast food. i'm disappointed in you.
do you like string cheese. i've been walking around with one in a pants loop because these pants don't have pockets
it's aight.
did it really take you four years to complete wendy? damn
yeah. i started writing it when i dropped out of school, and finished it a few months ago. Jack, who recorded it, lives in chicago and i was basically only recording with him when he was in NY for a few months at a time. and then i moved to Chicago for a year to finish the album.
wendy can make you sad and glad at the same time. those are big time words used in the field of journalism
that's a really nice thing to say. you're being a lot nicer in this interview than i expected.
who is wendy irl
Well, i'm singing about my girlfriend Susannah, who also sings on the album. but the album is heavily inspired by Peter Pan, so that's why it's called Wendy. I guess it's like about wanting to stop growing up like Wendy and Peter do, but realizing that's unavoidable. i could talk about this forever but i feel like i'm getting too serious. ask me about string cheese again or something
shit i'll try to come up with more this week
is this still part of the interview or are you talking to me now?
feel free to add anything else if you wan't. again this is me completely sober right now and very tired.
If this isn't part of the interview you can delete these answers.
ewoks
wookies
who are your heroes? Bruce Willis
I like bugs bunny and werner herzog. the fifth element was cool, but i don't like bruce willis that much. not my thing. isn't it weird that there isn't an internet abbreviation for "not my thing". there really should be
when you write sad songs do you just think about the fact that Air Bud is now dead
well now i will
You're trapped on a deserted island
oh no
im probably gonna get really drunk sunday night so maybe i'll send some more "questions" to finish the "interview" or i might completely forget. but someday. someday. someday. someday it will be posted. (probably be a lot of making fun of sharpless, though)
omg i would redo the whole interview to make fun of jack
that was a freakishly fast reply but ok, great! however i won't have the questions prepared until sunday night
im alwaysfast when it comes to bullying my friends
pecker
hey dude i just saw told slant the other night and i feel like they're ∞ times better than you so i thought we should finally finish up this interview since you have so much going on.
what's the worst thing you've ever seen sharpless do? when do you expect him to be completely bald?
idk, he once asked me if nevada was in texas, that was weird. i guess full baldness could happen any day now. it could happen to any of us
if you're peter pan who's your captain hook?
no comment
if you're robin williams (rip) peter pan who's your thud butt
no comment
this is thud butt
wat's next after wendy? because when we first started this interview it was sorta relevant but not so much anymore..
wow, harsh...
i dont know im making another album soon, its hard tho
thud butt again
was he in hook?
im in the airport and there are two woman yelling about anal sex.
