INTERVIEWS

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

LVL UP Teaches You How to Make Your Own Rice Cripy Treats and Other Nonsense

So recently I drank a beer or four and shot some emails to LVL UP the band.


                                         lucky to interview these guys before they got too big

Ok first q here: you have a new shiny split out with PORCHES. I see. So along the same lines with he who shall not be named- do you feel increased pressure being associated with an amazing act like PORCHES. and are you worried at all dude?

LVL UP: ah yeah definitely, someone reviewed the split the other day and said our side was better than porches side, which made the entire site an unreliable source, it's already been proven by science that the porches side is better. in all seriousness, they have definitely been one of our favorite bands for a long while!


Thanks Bing!

I read on this internet that LVL UP actually stands for Literally Very Lousy Undistinguishable Performers. Is this true ?

LU: yeah the internet doesn't allow for lies to be published, it's actually a really neat thing, i did most of my college papers using yahoo answers as my main source

#burn

pretty damn pissed off that my bio-dome gif don't work


LU: #burnheal

JK about that. I know it doesn't stand for that. That was off the top of my head. But for real besides someone like myself who already sorta knows the story behind the name LVL UP why did you elect to go that route when you have other projects with better names like Morrison Brook, Spook Houses & Crying...

LU: who's that?

Oh man Topsider is one of my favorite songs of all time. Do you feel like you plateaued with that good one?

LU: yeah thats actually why ben left the band, we all agreed he'd plateaued so what's the point, ja feel?

I also see you're got a fairly big tour in the near distant future. However that being said I also see that you SKIPPED Minneapolis. wtf man

LU: i know… :( closest we're getting is chicago this time around, and that's definitely not close at all. we'll do a full US when the next record comes out for sure. can we crash at yr pad?

Probably not.

I would have to say the best thing about LVL UP is your songs are usually over quick. That's nifty. Do you prefer writing short songs because it's too f-ing hard to reach the epic magnitude of Fat History Month's You Can Pick Your Nose, You Can Pick Your Friends Nose, But You Can't Escape Your Horrible Family

LU: basically. usually i am just 2 cross faded to stay the course.

What if you changed your name to LVL SUP? whoa. talk about a total game changer.

LU: lvl yup, that idea is gaf (good as F#$&). more like a name changer tho. <];}

What are you future plans beyond this split besides continuing to disappoint your fan base (i e when the hecks gonna be a Spook Houses US tour)

LU: once we have enough money we're gonna break up and rent out msg for an epic gig w/ cril.

One time I listened to Walking Home probably 2 times walking back home drunk. It was an experience.

LU: shit man, i think that was the first song we ever recorded for that album. ben killed it on the harmonies and we were all much happier then bc we never heard about krill yet



Goddamn PORCHES. is so f-ing good. They don't even follow me on twitter. They're that good. Talking Pile level there. And you just toured with Pile. That must have been "sweet".

LU: ya! old matt, new matt, stick and kris are great peeps. that guy stove from ovlov was there too. we basically just got mad cross faded every night and watched curb your enthusiasm til 4am.

The liquor makes me think LVL. all kidding aside LVL UP > Krill. Let's crack some jokes about krill. wth do you think of krill and what's your least favorite krill song? (multiple answers acceptable)

LU: oh jesus, well let's just say i love them as people butt u were spot on about the muppets comparison last time… i couldn't name a crill song if i tried

I'm eating a rice crispy treat now. Is the internet rumor true of you killing former member & best singer Ben true? Remember what you say may be held against you in a court of law.

LU: i can't speak to specifics, but different stories surrounding the whole thing have been floating around there lately. you ever try making dig rice crispy treats in the microwave. that was a TRUE STAPLE of my college dining hall experience. here are the steps in case you wanna try it out:

1) get a bowl
2) put some rice crispies in the bowl along with a dollop of butter and some marshmallows
3) zing that thang for about 30 seconds in the machine
4) mix 'er up and enjoy


Speaking of your songs being shorter, our concept of time is a farce because of ancient aliens!

LU: sometimes i feel like u just get me hayden, time is actually more of a light sneeze than it is a line.

Dude I used to think the Big Bang Theory was funny but now it's gone downhill. But if you wanna feel like a failure that's yer right, right?

LU: i suppose so, but what is even the premise of that show? fuck those guys

This isn't even a q but look up Sat Nite Duets ~big worm~ word.

LU: the band? yo they are real kool i like dis.

You still never answered if you ever saw Pete's Dragon.

LU: yes i have it on vhs somewhere I think. seriously a family staple for years, i loved that film. might be time to revisit.

Can you believe it took K***l over 5 days to send me my ordered t-shirt (still don't have it for an undisclosed reason)? Bunch of bums.

LU: did u buy the new one? i have it on my wish list (hint, hint) <],v)

NO NEED TO GO BUY LVL UP A NEW KRILL SHIRT, OK GUYS.

Speaking of Morrison Brook: turd
LU: feces?

In honor of Thanksgiving what are you thankful for this holiday season?

LU: SO many things to be thankful for but mostly the very good people i've encountered in this lyfe, many of whom i have met through this weird world of music!


MY RATING:
 
4.86/5.00 turkeys stuck in a flat swamp

Friday, November 15, 2013

✸Feelz Friday✸ #2 Fax Holiday - Chameleon

whoa now hold on a second I was not hungover to forget to continue this bullshit; I was just "busy". very "busy". have a long day at work or whatever you do and are you now ready to feel something besides constant desolation. well here you go, here's a song to make you feel something good again. it's worth getting up outta bed again or better yet lay in bed and listen to this. feelz Friday number dos comes from a personal favorite of mine fax holiday - chameleon. it's a quite a charmer. -side note- my much too small white medium fax holiday shirt now has upchuck stains on it after a night of heavy drinking. I don't even remember doing it :(




see im a nice guy not always mean-however this blog will continue to suck unless krill responds back to my emails. or if you wanna get in touch with me and you want me to share anything about your "shit" hit me up on the old musty twitter
seriously please do im bored of trying to come up with something inspiring every week or few days.

whatever. peace out. going to drink a beer now.


or what about flat swamp Friday.. that would be funny I mean because the name is flat swamp. that's obscure haha flat swamp. flat swamp flat swamp flat swamp yo

Friday, November 8, 2013

Feelz Friday

hope you enjoyed that krunk interview from yesterday-here's something new joe. so from here on out every Friday until the internet crumbles (or unless I'm probably hungover) I'm gonna introduce some "feelz music" that makes me feelz or "feels" and maybe you will feelz too. your insides will become all warm and fuzzy and gooey and then you will feelz. don't worry hayden's here to make you feelz good and show how rich his "character" truly is. what a good guy. cool too. always good for a laugh or three as well.

First Feelz Friday Track is from Milwaukee's (a city I may or may not be welcomed back to anytime soon) Hello Death. with a name like that you already know there's great feelz potential. The focus here is the mega-feelzer Settlers, which is ultimately just the feeler to spur me to create this nonsensical Friday Feelz.


 
                                                        

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Interview with Krill: I Emailed Krill Some Questions and It Took Krill 3 Days to Reply Back

This is the exact email exchange between me and a band called Krill. Ever heard of 'em?

krill

cool dude: Who do you think you are?
Krill: curdle

Why "Krill"?
Schmuck: i don't even wanna tell you this but aaron (and ian who didn't form current version of krill but is now in it) were in this band in high school called the sea monsters & they broke up and it was a joke like we will be the most minimal diminutive version of that band or something. That was at the end of high school and the name just stuck when we later formed what hayden karbug now knows as krill

One could say you have a very distinct voice. What muppets are your biggest influences?
crill: wanna give you a general "ooh, burn" credit at the outset here.
used to listen to muppets tapes as a wee lad, specifically recalling kermit/piggy/conan obrien's rendition of "she drives me crazy" and "under the boardwalk" and "kokomo

What's it like being the worst band on the label (Exploding in Sound Records)?
krehl: constant feelings of inferiority and failing to measure up. Unending vacillation between arrogant self-love and corrective self-hate. Both are false. Go w god, hayden



Why did it take you a month to email The Fatty Acids back? You are a bad person.
kri11: i am not a bad person*, ultimately. I do get stressed out about returning emails. You're like don rickles up in this

F, Marry, Krill is a new game I created just now. What should the rules be? 
crehl: someone should f and then marry krill ~lonely~

Since I Am the Cherry is really your only good song, what was the inspiration for that shit?
kurl: ron and i made it up and it's about having a self and feeling puny. Also we were trying to rip off this amazing forgotten Baltimore band called the art department. (Not the fucking Canadian electro crud w the same name)

A lot of your songs are described as "catchy". What's the reason behind this? Is it witchcraft/ a lil dabbling in the dark arts? Some of us think so.
krjll: what do you mean "is described as" and who is "we" ~~ krill is a private event that exists only in the mind of krill 
(notice how Krill tiptoed around answering the actual question)



Upcoming tour plans?
krill krill krill forever: next full us tour is in feb/march, no more details yet. ~business answer~

What's the name of your new shit? I don't feel like looking it up.
brill: Steve Hears Pile in Malden and Bursts Into Tears

Are you afraid of making Pile look bad by associating them with your new stuff because you should be terrified.
bum: nah pile is above human influence

Ever think about going overseas (and staying there)?
kernel: yes i have thought about that before especially when depressed or something but ultimately im just gonna chill

Why not Zoidberg?
kr7ll: "meme culture will be the death of youth culture" ~ krill

One time I was listening to Infinite Power and a deer crossed in front of me on the trail. Then I stepped in dog poo.  Why Lucky Leaves?
khrill: LL was initially a concept album about krill breaking up cuz Luke was leaving for London. Then plans changed and now "krill forever" is no longer the biting ironic painful joke it once was but instead is just what people say at me when we have nothing else in common. Infinite power is about being a teenager and grade-a regret. 


Purity of Heart is a stupid song. Please explain.
kettle: I ripped the lyrics from a Kierkegaard book i never finished and then tried to copy fat history month lyrics but am no good. Sorry it sucks. 

Send me a promotional pic or I'm using a poo shot
kriiilll: Go w the poo sjot

What is your favorite Vincent D'Onofrio flick?
krxll: I was offended by 'please give' and am soothed but disappointed by his reliable speech patterns in SVU. O he ruled in thumbsucker if I am recalling correctly, where he worked in the supermarket. He's v handsome imho

You idiot he was in Criminal Intent.
krille: Fuc

pop culture is oppressive