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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

New Krill Song Lyrics and WTF I Pre-Ordered the New Sh*t and I Didn't Even Get the New Track

so let me start off by saying i did not listen to this new song more than 1.5 times to take a shot at deciphering the fabled krill's new song "steve hears pile in malden and bursts into tears". i fancy myself as a "krill expert" because i understand the krill. let it also be known that at roughly 3 am central US time i received an email notifying me that jolly ol krill just released their new album. that link didn't work. strike 1. well back to sleep i went. then at my usual poo break during work at 9 AM i had discovered that kelp finally had the new bruiser showing off but no go on my blackberry as soundcloud wouldn't load. so back to work. then at another poo break at 1:30 PM it still wouldn't flow smoothly. (not the bowel movement- i had two fiber bars for breakfast.) we'll count that as strike 2 with a foul ball. yes we're playing baseball haha ellsbury went to the yankees. so i finally get home after a long day o work, crack open a fresh dr. pepper(-sp), open my laptop, pre-ordered it with a generously added tip. oh. no download of the new track that's cool, watever. beep beep beep 4 hours later what's up on bandcamp? lo and behold now the track comes with the pre-order. strike 3 fuggin krill. now maybe i let it slide and say we're playing beer league softball rules (4 strikes, 3 balls for walk) but who cares just another reason why krill are bad people. chimp rock forever

did you hear the latest pile album? not a stinker on it.
i feel like ive never done anything that matters
butt i said fallow times is times 2
steve said i feel infinitely bad times 2
if i couldve made something good i would have i would have(?)
so here i am rick so do you wanna play with us some time
he emailed me back said man our summer's looking pretty busy
i said thats cool man busy is a good problem to have
I SAID THAT'S COOL MAN I'LL CATCH YOOOOOOOUUUUUU LATER (krill whiny voice)
so emailed rick so do you wanna play with us some time
and he emailed me back and said man our summer's looking pretty busy
SAID THATS COOL MAN BUSY IS A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE
I SAID THAT'S COOL MAN
i'll catch you later


 

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