i conducted a very professional interview with this band that goes by Big Ups and here it is, right below, copied exactly from our chat. i stayed up very late to do this and now i'll be tired making guns tomorrow. so "buy" their new thing.
wearebigups: crack a brewww
me: ok first things first thx for the beer in ny. and the lp. and for doing this bc i know you are very "busy"...
wearebigups: not that busy apparently
me: oh; youre supposed to say "youre welcome" there
wearebigups: thanks hayden
me: wth---nevermind. heres the first question:.. i like how you label yourself nerdcore but would you consider big ups "hardcore"?
wearebigups: nah big ups is not hardcore... maybe we use some sounds/themes from hardcore but we definitely aren't hardcore.
you can't really be hardcore unless u self identify that way i think
its more than a sound
me: i wish you would've said you were hardcore because then i wouldve been like oh yeah? then explain this! shows link to amar's bandcamp
wearebigups: haha ya amar's bandcamp is like chillwave mellowcore guitar time
not chillwave really
but mellowtime
nice internet sleuthing
me: more like "wasteoftime" buurrrnnn
ok next question
are you gonna text me every time you watch CONTACT?
wearebigups: i just watched contact 2 days ago
i might. but i can't imagine watching it again for a few months
might try reading the book tho
i will not text u about that unless u really want me to
me: contact is terrible, but it is a fun discussion topic
wearebigups: its not terrible
u just have bad memories about it
rotten tomatoes give it 3 *s
just looked it up
me: what the hell was up with the alien shit but william fichtner is a fantastic supporting actor. which brings me to my next question:
what is the best movie ever made that starts with Con?
not contact
wearebigups: ummm
...
con man?
is that a movie?
me: might be but not the answer we're looking for. we were looking for CON AIR
wearebigups: :/
never seen it
u can call ur record con air
me: welp this is not gonna go well as the next 15 questions were about con air and nicolas cage
wearebigups: i like nic cage
bad lieutenant
yellin n shit
me: of course everybody like nc
wearebigups:
me: ok but now we're off topic; let's go back to talking about the big ups
THE BIG UPS
wearebigups: ok
me: THE BIG UPS
wearebigups: no
no
no
me: it's easier that way, you need the THE
wearebigups: i hate 'the'
i don't like 'the'
me: los grandes ups any better?
wearebigups: nope
me: who's the best band currently on exploding on sound records?,,,...
in what an idiotic mistake
wearebigups: what?
u mean what is the best idiotic band on EIS?
me: no. i said exploding on sound instead of "in sound" and tried to correct my mistake.
wearebigups: oooooooo
me: we know the best idiotic band already!
wearebigups: i see
ur really gonna make me pick one?
me: top 3
in order
wearebigups: top 3
ok...
1. pilekalmarksovlovtwoinchastronaut
2. palehounddiscodoomspeedyortizmydadbad/fathistorymonth
me: i'll count 1. as the top 3 which is a solid selection
oh shit i forgot. did you have fun at that extravaganza on new years eve eve
wearebigups: 3.krillporchesgrassisgreen
yes
i did
me: i was there
wearebigups: i prob missed an EIS band on my lsit
fuck
yah i bought u a beer
me: i was looking good
wearebigups: u know i kinda look like u
same hair dog
but ur way taller than me
me: im new stand in for big ups joe?
i can't dunk
wearebigups: if u wanna do it sometime
me: :(
wearebigups: that's cool
nah u can play shows drunk
me: sweeeeet
wearebigups: i just dont get too drunk b/c then i wanna puke
i heard u puked on krill
me: thats not funny
wearebigups: just what i heard
me: it wouldve been cool if i did emit on one of the krill
but it was just outside the car i guess
wearebigups: good job!
me: i blame regina's garbage pizza
wearebigups: never been there
garbage pizza...
gross
me: yeah it definitely wasn't from drinking too much
wearebigups: puking sux
me: f-ing regina's man. i blacked out after ovlov/grass is green/sat nite duets and that was way worse - hangover and such but nothing came up
:)
:)
wearebigups: i gotta listen to this sat nite duets i guess huh?
me: yeah of course but their new vid is weak,,,, wait did something important happen for bu today
wearebigups: our record came out in uk is that wat ur referring to?
me: lol why not the us
wearebigups: bc records traditionally come out on tues in us
its the PR machine man
me: yeah duh i thought you were afraid to release it the same day of vacation vinny
wearebigups: dude vacation vinny rules
me: im a yeddo man myself
wearebigups: well...
i like vacation vin
me: who is @boogerspit
wearebigups: dave spak told me about andy + sam's old band
i want to hear that
boogerspit is mike quigley
me: dogs w/o borders is ayt
wearebigups: thatsss the one
me: explain the cover of 18 hours because i don't know what the fuck that's supposed to be
wearebigups: it's a space beach. i thought u watched contact w/ ur physics teacher
me: not in that sense
in physics "class"
wearebigups: don't sound like class
me: this whole thing's going in the interview like the time i chatted w/ a girl on mormon chat.org and told her maybe someday we'd meet up in heaven. word for word
wearebigups: are u a mormon?
me: who you calling a moron
wait no
wearebigups: no one i was asking
if u were mormon
me: no i'm not but sometimes i wish i was
wearebigups: y?
me: it's a joke; not really.
wearebigups: o
just wanna say hi
its carl
me: who
wearebigups: i'm playing a game called pathfinder
o dang it carlos is jumpin in on the gchat
and i'm an elven rogue
so it's pretty cool
that's all
wiley ol carlos
me: we are off topic
wearebigups: a little bit
is carlos still here?
me: i think he's gone
wearebigups: ok
it's joe again... OR IS IT
?
(it is)
dickbutt
me: i'm trying to conjure a good question but i haven't done my research like i usually do. why do you call it 18 hours of static when it's only 27 minutes long? you know what you can do in 27 minutes instead
of listening to it
wearebigups: what?
eighteen hours of static is more contact reference
me: i was trying to insult your art -- - goddamn it
wearebigups: i thought u were gonna say like, 'you can do something worthwhile in 27 mins lololol'
me: you could watch the scene where jake busey blows up the space station probably 15 times in 27 minutes
or masturbate 2x
wearebigups: thats the 2nd sweetest scene in the movie
not masturbating
theres no masturbating in the movie
me: masturbating to jodie foster in contact
!
wearebigups: y wud u do that?
me: i was implying you do that
wearebigups: there's nothing sexxxy about the movie
i kinda do... mentally
me: then if 18 hours is inspired by contact so much why have songs like goes black and atheist self help because isn't the big man upstairs technically in contact. i don't know for sure. it is a shit movie
wearebigups: well yeah there's lots of stuff about faith/science dualities
me: go on..
wearebigups: and there's a little bit of stuff like that on the record... but mostly like figuring out yr self
and how to deal with life
and dark shit
me: hehe
it gives me a headache
me: the topic of religion; sorry if you thought i meant 18 hours..
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turd
wearebigups: sorry
i just went pee
how many turds is that?
me: whatever 3 turds and space while holding ctrl+v down for a few seconds is
wearebigups: ur good
me: god
wearebigups: bold
me: carlos is a nerd
wearebigups: for real! he was playing battleship or some shit
and he works for google
kinda
me: remember when you were like "here's our new tour van" and it was a pic of a UPS truck?
that was a good joke
not
wearebigups: die
me: write a song about it
wearebigups: that was prob carlos
BURN
that was a good joke
thats why i like u hayden
me: everybody likes me duh but you're not haydencore
wearebigups: guess thats true
me: but really you should tour in a fedex van. people would be like "whaaaat???"
wearebigups: it wasn't battleship
it was pathfinder
CARLOS
again
me: who is the lamer carlos: ava luna carlos or Big ups carlos?
wearebigups: Nissan Pathfinder lol
the movie battle ship scked tho
carlos!
i don't know Ava Luna carlos
but he makes good records
at silent barn
me: that's not what ive heard
get it because i've heard those records
wearebigups: so he's prob better than 'butting in on interviews' carlos
thanks for inviting me tho
i've changed the gmail passwprd
it's smoehting 'dickbutt42069
sorry carlos is ruining this
haven't u heard of journalism carlos??
get out of the interview
me: yeah dude what do you think of contact
wearebigups: is that question for carlos? because we already talked bout that
me: yeah
wearebigups: carlos answer the question
me: depends on what he answers determines whether he stays in or not
wearebigups: carlos are u there?
he might be gone again
i think it is
wanting to be very smart, and the original material is pretty good
but only half delivers
in the movie
the romance kinda blows it
but that's hollywood
bread and boners
me: I'M NOT A DISPOSER but please dispose of carlos from this interview
wearebigups: carlos u just got cut
git outta here
(u just misquoted the lyrics tho hayden)
it's ANOTHER DISPOSER
but how are u supposed to know?
me: that's why i changed it because i can't get rid of him; only you can. please don't question my journalistic integrity
wearebigups: ok
well im trying to get rid of him but he does as he pleases
me: LYRICS MEAN NOTHING. TIME MEANS NOTHING. WHAT WE CALL LIFE IS A FARCE
wearebigups: he's probably in his apt laughing his ass off
woah
calm down
u ok?
me: i thought i was headed down your alley with that one
wearebigups: time means a lot
time is $$
i dont got not alley
i dont got no alley
where's the alley i'm lost
me: it's a figure of speech. i thought i was relating to you by being dark
wearebigups: well yah we all feel dark sometimes right?
me: yeah krill's a bunch of wusses
wearebigups: i just listened to infinite power
wearebigups: why did u send me that?
me: you like the midgetmen?
wearebigups: yah
i get it
nice segue
me: and jimmy fallon has his own show and i don
't
wearebigups: someday
me: other then yourselves who should be my first musical guest (trail of dead/pile are busy)?
wearebigups: prob dead wives u love them right?
me: yes but i may have upset them
wearebigups: how?
me: and they're barely real
wearebigups: pretty real to me i have seem them 2x
me: ......
wearebigups: is that 'no comment'?
wearebigups: why did u do that?
sounds pretty mean
i guess ur mean though right?
that's why x15
wearebigups: o boy
me: i am vile
wearebigups: WE ALL ARE
(get it, i'm being dark)
me: i don't have a reasonable explanation but it was no slap
wearebigups: i wasnt there
lol
so i dunno
who to believe
me: thats what my lawyers told me to say
for legal purposes
wearebigups: good luck in court
do u like our record?
is it bad?
me: all rise for judge judy for the case dead wives vs @hkarnutz
wearebigups: dude u all should go on judge judy
you ever hear about the time that band teeth mountain went on JJ?
look it up
me: do you think i have that kind of time i'm conducting an interview here.
sorry dead wives
mucho respecto
wearebigups: is this interview over yet?
me: has it started
wearebigups: im sorry i like u hayden
i don't even know
me: what's not to like
wearebigups: thats what im saying ur a good guy... but this interview we gotta finish soon
easily the most time ive spent on chat since the AIM days
me: i have to be up to go to the gun factory at 5 am central us time
wearebigups: sorry
go to bed
me: we will all "go to bed" one day
for a final time
dark
wearebigups: die
die
die
die
deathy
me: 18 hours of static gets an 8.7 from me
wearebigups: out of?
me: shit
i don't know probably 10
wearebigups: kewl
me: so short
wearebigups: 27 min staticc
me: i think im outta of questions.
contact still sucks though
wearebigups: good because we been gchatting for like 2 hrs
sorry about carlos
but it will probably be funny
me: i gotta shower too
wearebigups: at least hard for you as an interviewer
ok bye hayden
me: bye carlos
wearebigups: this is joe
bye
me: good lucj
wearebigups: :/
me: :] get off line
wearebigups: i cant promise anything carlos or amar or brendan might still be on
me: they shall be ignored like when you go solo
me: oh i see now (put this in italics) you're done replying
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