INTERVIEWS

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Interview: Washer? I Hardly Know Her!

most of you are probably asking yourself what the hell, who the hell, who the hell are washir? and also why the heck are they on a split with the very "good" Big Ups? who knows but more importantly, who cares? 

i exchanged emails with said washer and it's obvious this is one of their first and only interviews . frankly i don't know why you're still reading this unless you're related to them

wahser answers in non bold because well.. because.. 



ok will forte let's do this

first of all this isn't part of the interview but i'm just gonna let you know that joe galagagagarara sent me the big ups record last january for free so feel free to do the same with the new split my address is 3030 N Fratney St Unit 2 Milwaukee, WI 53212 
looks like a bit of a fixer-upper on google maps

now this is where the questions start. i know no one has wanted to interview [you] so this will be a nice learning experience.

someone might have mentioned to me that you got your name (washer) from the slint song but if that's true that would be a huge bummer because i really like slint...
we got our name from me doing laundry. we were almost called halliburton

why does it feel like you ripped off thumbman from someplace else . i know you've seen spy kids

Hayden Karnitz: Investigative Journalist
alan cumming can huff off.

fortunately for you i made the mistake [of] being too hungover during a layover in chicago with puke still on my shoes that i followed you back thinking you were someone else and that's how we know each other and are here today
yeah i heard you embarrassed yourself the night before that

who wins in a fight between you and joe from big ups. i don't think he could beat anyone up. he's soft
correct

they seem nice 

"8 Bit Baby Makin'"

remember when you sent me your early demos and told me not to share and i didn't and you never thanked me
yes

thanks for skipping the TWO geronimo! shows in brooklyn by the way
10/25 @ silent barn, where were you?

the shows in May dipshit

where do you think you'll rank, if ranked, on my best of 2014 list?
not ranked

are you afraid to leave brooklyn? you don't tour for shit
we did a small tour and are doing another one. we just have no desire to go to milwaukee

when is flagland gonna release awesome song
idk why don't you interview them

your opinion on contact starring jodie foster? it was a topic in the big ups interview and joe was wrong
haven't seen it in 10+ years and kieran's never seen it

i am unemployed
we used to make things in this country. what happened?

(you're 23 years old we know you've been smoking pot)

i'm not gonna talk about krill in this interview.
there are 4 open krill tabs in the screen shot below

do you ever see washer "drying" out anytime soon and then "folding" to be put away
yes

do you have any quarters. i have to do laundry 
get a job

please recommend me something good to listen to that i probably haven't yet
glen and the boys


too many cooks will spoil the broth
kieran makes great stews

wait. are you even the guy that looks like will forte or is that the other guy



haha get a better picture says them 

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the deli can huff off too.

 waffle crisp is truly the best cereal
you're too old for cereal

i almost got hit by a car today on my bike and after my life flashed before my eyes it upset me to realize that all i'll leave behind for someone to remember me is a few good tweets.what's next for "washer"?
are they good though? we're gonna do another split 7" and a full length in 2015. that's the plan anyway.

when did ""washer"" begin and why. what is your favorite Ernest movie?
may 2013. we lived together for about 3 years before thinking to play music together.
the trolls in Ernest Scared Stupid scared the hell out of me when I was little.

career highlight: where does this interview rank?
worse than breaking up but not as bad as playing at SUNY Purchase.

well obviously washer is terrible at interviews so this is all you get, sorry. i'm pretty drunk and going to bed


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